All the Company You Want Tee

Life's Parade at Your Fingertips
You know what's not cool? Scaring off your widowed mother's sexy gardener lover under the pretense of you needing her to focus on you and your sister because you're both selfish brats obsessed with social status and armchair psychiatry. Then once she's alone and miserable be like "oh, haha just kidding we don't need you we're moving on with our lives but here's a bargain model television to keep your lonely ass company."

Folks, don't buy your lonely widowed mother a television for Xmas for the sole reason to keep her company. (We mean, yes, buy her a television. But make it 4K and turn off motion smoothing, for chrissakes. And visit her!)

Here at CineJourneys, we love melodramas. And not in that "ironic" way, either. We really, sincerely love them. And we know many of you do, too.

Our good friend and collaborator Caitlin Kuhwald created this incredible illustration of the exact moment in Douglas Sirk's All That Heave Allows (1955) when Cary Scott (played by Jane Wyman) realizes her children are assholes.

The Details:
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), CineJourneys, LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at 113 S Perry Street, Suite 206 9563
Lawrenceville, GA 30046 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.